if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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