I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"