Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???