What a fucking waste of an outfit
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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