I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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