i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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