why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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