The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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