i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
