I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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