if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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