I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
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