Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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