have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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