How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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