I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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