drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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