Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she looked like the before picture.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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