Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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