Just mADE A PArabola og urine
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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