apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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