You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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