yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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