How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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