party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Randomize
