Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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