He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis