Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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