I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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