You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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