dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Why did my mother make you get naked?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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