I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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