One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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