can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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