either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
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He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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