i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
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Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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