Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
My nipple is on Facebook.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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