I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
