is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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