around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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