no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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