a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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