Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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