Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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