Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Your dad touched me again.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
You did what with his pubic hair?
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