She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
