The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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