if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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