It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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