I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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