SEEEEXXX PLEASE
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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