My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
