my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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