This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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