turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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