Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.